Surely it will not shock our gentle readers when I inform them that here at the offices of The Inquisition we have one of those new-fangled electronic bulletin boards, for posting up crucial jottings about who is interrogating whom &c (coming soon: head of the Liberal Democrats). We also have, to relax us after a hard week of Inquiry, a cafe which transforms into a bar every Thursday. You can imagine my consternation upon discovering that certain habits I had wished to indulge in a little less than usual are encouraged, nay, positively mandatory on a weekly basis here at The Inquisition!
So imagine my further consternation upon reading this on the bulletin board today:
... Sorry for the late notice in telling you, but we plan to have a Wii sports night tomorrow evening in the bar...
One must conclude that the culture here at The Inquisition is truly an inspiration to all of Her Majesty's loyal servants! (And vastly preferable to a culture of pickled cabbage and suggestive vegetables, I am sure!!)
